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So, I'm at work right now.  I'm gonna keep blogging until my boss tells me something to do.  At that point I will stop midsentence and leave you hanging, probably for weeks, even months. 

Well, so, my life right now is a countdown.  Not the final countdown, but a countdown none the less.  I have six days until I leave for Canada on a family vacation.  Canada, oh, Canada.  Well, it should be fun, eh?  We are going to be staying on our friends' private island with them.  We will go waterskiing/tubing/fishing every day.  It will be relaxing, let me tell you.  We've been twice before.

Three weeks from today is the other countdown and a more important one.  I return to campus.  You don't understand how excited I am to get out of:

12345 Nothing To Do St.

Middle of Nowhere, MD 20619

(The Zip code on that address is correct.)  Excluding the week in Canada, I have two weeks left of my job.  I need the money, but I'm sick of working.  The other day, I had to put 10 pages of email addresses, single spaced, one at a time, into my boss' email address book.  It took me hours and hours.

The most important countdown is 18 days from now, however.  I am tired of waiting for this mother ***** date in this mother ***** summer.   Snakes on a Plane, the most eagerly anticipated, and surely the most oscar worthy flick of the summer will be arriving in theatres. 

I apologize for the boring nature of this blog.  Usually comical words just come to me, but this blog felt forced.  I'm sorry to disappoint any of you who were expecting a blog with either that bite of sarcasm or subtle satire.  Perhaps if my life were more exciting I could provide you with such.  I will see you all soon. I miss everyone except for you.

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Disclaimer: Ok, lets start by setting things straight.  I am blogging right now and though this is a scientific fact (as long as now is approximated at 12:30 AM, Sunday, the 25th of June), it does not mean that I will blog regularly nor does it mean that I will ever blog again although I am not necessarily denying the truth of either of those hypothetical situations.  Also, the Post Script is by no means a guarantee, promise, threat, etc.

Onward!  I shall blog now and give you guys a little scenario about what my life is like.  I guess its a blog so I'm not gong to worry about organization.  Yeah, so I'm gonna spit out (or type out if you like to be technical) whatever comes to my mind first but I will try to break paragraphs when the topic changes but again I cannot guarantee this.

So, I worked today at the Decorator's Trading Co.  For those of you who don't know what a Decorator's Trading Co. is, its a furniture store.  A guy came in yesterday and asked me what he can trade me for furniture seeing that it is a "Trading Company".  I told him, "Cash, Check, or Charge".  True Story.  Anyway, so I basically sat around all day.  Played a little minesweeper on the work computer, a little free cell, I think I even may have played a litte Hearts, but that part might be a lie.  Umm, yeah earlier this week I walked into my boss's office as she was firing someone.  That was awkward, yet incredibly enjoyable at the same time.  I work with some of my friends there, so I basically don't mind that job, because most days I just sit around and chat with them or rewrite stories on wikipedia, substituting their names in for such characters as the Lion King, Alice in Wonderland, etc.  I do what I can to entertain myself.  This is going to sound sad, but work is more exciting than being home.

I'm housesitting right now for some people that go to our church.  Basically, its not much work at all.  Therefore, I have decided that they are paying me, not to watch their house and their dogs, but rather to suffer dial up and no cable for a week.  Yeah, it bites.  However, I have been watching some good movies here, so thats all good.  I saw the Godfather for the first time tonight and saw Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and the Life of Brian, as well as Good Morning Vietnam.  So, yeah, I think those are all good movies, not that I can morally recommend really any of them to you, well, maybe Good Morning Vietnam.

Oh Yeah, this week is gonna be a good week. Really, it is.  Tomorrow, or today rather, Peter's dad is preaching at my church and hes coming too.  That will be nifty.  Then, on Thursday, I am going on a road trip with David Thomas.  David and I are going to Charlotte, NC to visit our friend and RA, Patrick Efird.  It will be fun.  I think we are going to a comic book convention.  Immediately following that, we are going to learn Vulcan, catch Pokemon, and Vote for Pedro.  Anyways, I am joking.  If anyone can make a comic book convention cool, that would be Dave Thomas and Patrick Efird.  In fact, I feel like a loser in their prescence for not being learned in the ways of the Golden Age, Silver Age, Middle Aged, and Stone Age forms of each of the superheroes and whether they belong to Earth 1, 2, or pi.  I really hope I get to meet someone like Adam West.  That would be {BANG} {ZIP} {KABANG] awesome. 

Concordantly, Vis a vis, Ergo...I don't even know what these words mean, they just make me sound cool.   I am tired and need to sleep.  This blog was really fun to write actually.  Oh yeah, I got my phone fixed.  Also, I have been working hard on learning to say phone correctly.  I have to admit, its getting better, its getting better all the time.

Baxley

P.S.  If you want me to blog regularly, you should leave me abundant comments

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